Today, You Go Free

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Today I’m going to talk about my relationship with Starcraft.  The short version is that it’s a one-way love/hate relationship.  The long version is slightly more complicated than that.

Let’s start with the one-way part.  Starcraft has no idea I exist.  I don’t play it.  My Blizzard account is for Diablo.  The only way Starcraft could find out that we are in a relationship is to check my youtube subscriptions.  I am 99.9% certain that Starcraft does not in any way reciprocate my feelings.  That’s ok with me, I think if Starcraft found out about me it would become awkward.

Moving right along.  The vast majority of people who play Starcraft play it for the multiplayer.  In multiplayer, it is a very competitive game.  People play for cash prizes of thousands of dollars.  It’s a professional sport in South Korea, although there were some legal shenanigans over broadcasting Blizzard’s intellectual property for Starcraft 2.  Those have since been sorted out, and now you can watch it there like an American might watch baseball here in the U.S.  This is where the first love part comes in.  I absolutely adore the fact that a video game can be taken that seriously.  I mentioned this earlier, but I’ll say it again.  I spend a lot of time on the computer.  The fact that people can actually make serious money by clicking their mouse repeatedly makes me smile.

Unfortunately, the fact that it is so competitive is also devastating to me.  Why?  Well, I suck at it.  Even though it’s a strategy game, it is also a twitch reflex game.  My twitch reflexes are horrible.  In addition, I have dyskinesia, which only exacerbates the problem.  Therefore, I cannot play multiplayer without getting absolutely demolished.  So to save myself the embarrassment and frustration, I don’t play it.  That’s the hate part of our relationship.

However, Starcraft also has a single-player component, and I love it.  I play a lot of video games, and there are very few that have a better central story.  As far as I’m concerned, the romance of Jim Raynor and Sarah Kerrigan is the best one in any video game.  I know it’s kind of cheesy, but honestly, that industry is not the best when it comes to romantic relationships.  (Mario and Princess Peach aren’t exactly Romeo and Juliet.)  The supporting cast is also well-developed and have their own compelling stories.  The whole thing is just a good narrative.  It’s fun, dramatic, humorous at times, and tragic at others.  It has everything I’m looking for in a blockbuster action story.

So until next time, make sure you’ve always got a card to play!

-Harry

(And fix my damn jukebox!)